Why does the internet make us do such supremely stupid things?
By which I mean, thinking you can pull off a Subterranean Homesick Blues-style video with a webcam and a Green Day soundtrack.
But also, robbing a bank and bragging about it on YouTube.
In a video titled "Chick Bank robber", 19-year-old Hannah Sabata (username: Jellee Beanie) brags about stealing a Pontiac Grand Am and robbing a small bank in rural Nebraska. She flashes her loot — over $6k — atop the words "I just stole a car and robbed a bank. Now I'm rich, I can pay off my college financial aid and tomorrow i'm going for a shopping spree. Bite me. I love GREENDAY!"
Of course, she was arrested.
"Basket Case" would clearly have been a better song choice.